parastar

The best surname you can have it is someone who helps everyone and loves Everybody she/he understands any people and you can tell everything to him he can keep secrets

Wow he is so nice it must be a parastar

by Lapclwks February 23, 2017

Paratard

An oft used nick-name given to one who regularly trolls web forums for attention by posting highly repetitive condescending political and social beliefs which are a contradiction(s) onto themselves. A Paratard is most often encountered within the internets emulation scene.

Paratard: "Just got my disability check and decided to blow it on bargain bin video games instead of f'in around on the internets or watching Bill O'Rly on FAUX News as usual.... I have the rest of the month to do that! BTW this country is being ruined by liberal bums from California who are just sitting around watching TV while collecting unemployment checks."

by Yog_Shoggoth January 15, 2011

prastard

A prick bastard. Needed when one or the other just doesn't quite cover the situation.

Scott is a prastard.

by AshleyDawn777 March 18, 2008

parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides

A type of fly, part of the soldier fly family. It has one of the longest names, which originated from Ancient Greek.

Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides can be found in southeast Asia.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides

a species of soldier fly. It is the longest animal name.

holy shit bro, there are some Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides

by pneumonoultramicroscopicawfef September 1, 2021

Paratard

Someone who insists that they are better because they knew of Paramore before Twilight, failing to realise it was already over played before there was talk about a Twilight Movie. They tend to whine and complain. Hate Decode (maybe ever Airplanes) and feel the need to make it clear that they hate Twilight. They're under the delusion that you can't be a "true" fan unless you knew of them before Twilight. Most only know of the band because Fuse used to play them every hour back when it was mostly music.

Cassie: Ugh, this chick was listening to Decode so I punched her in the face, like really. She ain't a true fan.

Lilly: Wow, I didn't know I was friends with a Paratard.

by Mandaese August 1, 2010

Parashar

You can have your best sex with a Parashar. He knows exactly what to do in bed and will rock your fucking world.

Ex: I had a Parashar over last night, It was the best sex of my life

by sunman87 July 2, 2022