on the fiddle

an irish phrase denoting the act of underhandedly accepting a bribe for services rendered.

that rompf must be on the fiddle; how else could he afford unused condoms?

by himself o'leary November 19, 2004

coal dust on the fiddle

Old-timey name for having an STD

Don't go after her, she's got coal dust on the fiddle.

by Long Neck Jones March 8, 2017

play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike

farting on someone's penis

Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

by airda07 June 1, 2023

Fiddler on the Gooch

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

by Smralfy June 19, 2011

Fiddler on the Roof

Male ejaculates off of a three story building and shoots his cum on to unsusspecting persons below.

Kyle was the Fiddler on the Roof, he gave Stephenia a cum shower.

by Rick Dick 69 so fine March 22, 2011

fiddler on the roof

When you sit naked on your sexual partner's head, placing your testicles on their forehead and have your partner jerk you off.

Last night, I made my girlfriend play fiddler on the roof, she was not pleased, and now we aren't talking.

by TeirGas February 12, 2008

fiddler on the roof

The act of having intercourse with a whale's blow-hole.

I paid good money for this whale watch just so I could try out the fiddler on the roof position.

by fsch January 25, 2011