nooj

Worser form of n00b.

"That guy is a total nooj."

by IJoe September 13, 2005

NOOJ

A god-like creature. Host of the wildly popular "interground" sensation variety talk show Brewkah Assault. One who out of compassion for others forgoes a state of absolute blessedness so as to entertain the masses.

I did not think nirvana was possible until I heard NOOJ on Brewkah Assault.

by Goldhammers Tampon August 19, 2011

Nooj

The worst kind of noob.

He's beyond the stages of noobness, he's now a nooj.

by Gizoku September 13, 2005

nooj

A guy with a weird name and weird hairstyle. Give the Kilika Sphere to Baralai and LeBlanc goes around calling him Noojie-Woojie. Hilarious.

"Oh, they're just lucky Noojie Woojie left that sphere"

by kameleonkat February 10, 2004

Nooj

Stole, steal

I just Nooj'd his wallet

by Crimsin January 8, 2004

nooj

cutee
cuddle warm fuzzy
snuggle buddy
<3
bit of a dork
dopey but loved
dipstick

Hey come and give me a nooj!
<3 you noojy ber, ie bear
you are SUCH a NOOJ!
what's happenin Noojbo?

by turquis July 7, 2011

nooj

Amalgamation of n00b and nujack, two dynamic nicknames from the computer/gaming and hardcore scenes, respectively.

A proper use would be someone who falls all to often in both the pit and in Halo.

:"Edgar, why do you edit your gay myspace profile layouts all day and then brake your nose during a circle pit."

:"I guess I'm just a nooj."

by breebreebree August 13, 2007