nooj

Worser form of n00b.

"That guy is a total nooj."

by IJoe September 13, 2005

nooj

A guy with a weird name and weird hairstyle. Give the Kilika Sphere to Baralai and LeBlanc goes around calling him Noojie-Woojie. Hilarious.

"Oh, they're just lucky Noojie Woojie left that sphere"

by kameleonkat February 10, 2004

nooj

cutee
cuddle warm fuzzy
snuggle buddy
<3
bit of a dork
dopey but loved
dipstick

Hey come and give me a nooj!
<3 you noojy ber, ie bear
you are SUCH a NOOJ!
what's happenin Noojbo?

by turquis July 07, 2011

nooj

Amalgamation of n00b and nujack, two dynamic nicknames from the computer/gaming and hardcore scenes, respectively.

A proper use would be someone who falls all to often in both the pit and in Halo.

:"Edgar, why do you edit your gay myspace profile layouts all day and then brake your nose during a circle pit."

:"I guess I'm just a nooj."

by breebreebree August 13, 2007

NOOJ

A god-like creature. Host of the wildly popular "interground" sensation variety talk show Brewkah Assault. One who out of compassion for others forgoes a state of absolute blessedness so as to entertain the masses.

I did not think nirvana was possible until I heard NOOJ on Brewkah Assault.

by Goldhammers Tampon August 19, 2011

Nooj

The worst kind of noob.

He's beyond the stages of noobness, he's now a nooj.

by Gizoku September 13, 2005

Nooje

A "noob" covered in semen, usually a Runescape player who is a member of the "Castle Wars Greatest" clan, or similiar clans that like masturbating to yellow decorative armor that has no stats and looks like shit. Usually traveling in packs, they are very dangerous when threatened, often resorting to repetitively insulting whoever beats them in Castle Wars for hours at a time, until their mother makes them go to bed so that their uncle can touch them.

OMG IS ANYONE IN CWG NOT A NOOJE?!

by Dr kirb September 26, 2008