needle-dick's parabola

The wide swing of the arm when a douchebag goes in for a handshake. The less secure in their masculinity, the further the arc.

Gregory swung his arm around at a wide angle before grabbing my hand and shaking it roughly. The full "needle-dick's parabola," as Socrates called it.

by UN~MUDO~POCO March 1, 2021

Needle Shower

A type of shower (most often found in the dorms at Evergreen College) that has such high water pressure that it blows your nipples right off.

dude, my girlfriend's boobs are so fucked cause her parents won't get rid of their needle shower.

i really wanted to get my nipples pierced but after taking a shower at Evergreen College, there was nothing left man.

by Alymma August 13, 2008

needle stuck in a groove

a person who acts like a broken record, asks the same questions over and over again, and just acts retarded.

Tyler is such a needle stuck in a groove.

by Graham Owen December 26, 2006

Hay in the needle stack

An activity done by sandy and spongebob in the season 2 episode “pre hibernation week”

Sandy:it’s time for a down home favorite. Find the Hay in the needle stack

Sponegbob (bites hands)

by Cartoonlover69 August 7, 2019

pine needle sickness

pine needles is a serious illness that affects the scalp. it may cause severe hair fall out. to know if you have pine needle contract a doctor today

I think i may have pine needle sickness should i go to a doctor

by realdocta.com January 6, 2021

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

Hay in the Needle Stack

The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.

"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"

by The_Epicness9000 March 17, 2024