Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
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Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
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Noun. A term generally used in conjunction with a comparison to a vagina, in particular one with voluminous labia majora.
God bless us, your Majesty, I am nonplussed, nay dismayed to discover that thou has a clout like a Monk's Sleeve.
by goody5 December 7, 2010
Get the Monk's Sleeve mug.A practise usualy undertaken by homosexuals whereby a group of men sit in a circle and wank each other off in quick succession. Usualy performed with some kind of lubricant such as a big slab of butter.
A: 'Cor blimey did you see that group of puffs having a monk's circle last night in that abandoned warehouse!'
B: 'Yea those dirty fuckers i saw they had a huge slab of butter with them as well! They were at it all night!'
B: 'Yea those dirty fuckers i saw they had a huge slab of butter with them as well! They were at it all night!'
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Can I get a Bartle Doo Taco ? Sorry Sir we don't have those....." Crap Monk Stank " Anyone else gotem longside 95 ?
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at this point a monks comes in a rings a bell and proceeds to throw walnuts around.
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at this point a monks comes in a rings a bell and proceeds to throw walnuts around.
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Get the monk shot mug.Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.
Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
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