moleman 

Moleman, AKA Dipesh Khandu is an utter idiot and complete moron. It is rumoured that he has an octopussy and likes to rape old men.

Yuk moleman, you have scaly skin.
Moleman, you're a fag.

moleman by viraL April 21, 2005

Moleman 

The shrivelled man from The Simpsons who loves someone named Keith.

Person 1: You're gay for moleman!

Person 2: No, you're gay for moleman!

Moleman by rr76 October 13, 2011

Moleman 

A retired pedophilliac manwhore who resumes his position on the couch with a bottle of beer and a packet or two of fat - drenching instant meals at sunrise and will usually stay there until sunset.

This individual is the embodiment of everything that can go wrong with being a male. Optional: Moobs/man boobs, unsightly hair - protruding moles (to fit his name) and the adorning of unwashed underpants.

Alternative: Molewoman.

Person A: "Hey! Have you heard from Michael?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman. I don't think anyone has seen his face in 5 months."
Person A: "Oh thank goodness, I hope he can stay in his hermit shell for eternity. That way - less young girls will be preyed on."

Moleman by deathmetallovr July 19, 2011

moleman 

a pathetic loser.
some claim that molemen live in the sewers, eat poop and get constantly cheated on them by their overwieght lovers. This description may contain a certain amount of hyperbole.
Importantly, they pass out and get drawn/painted/peed on

see booth

friend 1:"did you see see jeff last night?"
friend 2:"yeah, he passed out and got cocks drawn on his face"
friend 1: "he's such a MOLEMAN

moleman by james November 15, 2003

moleman 

a man who sits at home all day

"dude you wanna hangout and stop being such a moleman.

moleman by Boyd6890 January 18, 2009

moleman 

a person who spends their days next to the computer all day long. Moles usually spend their time cooped up in their little holes and so this relates to how the "moleman" people are on the computer for the whole day.

you can also use this expression for a woman.. molewoman

Bob: Hey Sharyll what did you do last weekend
Sharyll: Nothing really just stayed in my room and browsed the internet.
Bob: what a molewoman.

moleman by eva January 22, 2005

moleman 

a man and/or woman whom drives any kind of pulic transport but creeps you out. this person is usualy over the age of 40 and doesnt have very well personal hygene.

josh: *gets into taxi
moleman: want a free drive, if you know what i mean.
josh: OH LOOK!.. my stop, ill get out here.. there you go keep the change.
moleman: alright boss, if you say so..if you need a drive home..just call ###-#### and ask for larry. i'll be waiting for you.

later that night..
billy: josh! why are you so late?
josh: sorry, my cab driver was a moleman.

moleman by kayl1234321 August 31, 2007