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moistence

My Fortnight gamer tag. The term moistence refers to the phrase Fuck Bitches get money. Baller is Life. The term can also be used when a guy fucks a girl who has a dry pussy making her moist.
boi, Moistence fucked me up last night
by Moistence May 12, 2018
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Moisten

Let's moisten the hummus!
by Alex Lefty March 3, 2017
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moistinestness

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.
by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022
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moisten the lamb

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration
Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb
by dudespace01 September 7, 2015
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Moisteners

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014
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chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.
"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
by daveuk123 April 14, 2021
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Moistercles

When your Oystercles get wet.
'aww man, my oystercles are all wet''yea, you got yourself a pair of moistercles''nigga please!'
by sneakybitch March 19, 2009
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