modjon

Modjon the guy with the biggest dick ever it’s so big even a king kong girl can’t take the dick and

Modjon just fucked the shit out of me

by ljbrown June 10, 2021

mojonopolistic

a large amount of a particular substance which is groovy in essence

danyelle's ass is sooo mojonopolistic

i'm so full, that food was soooo mojonopolistic

by Sexa T-Bone October 19, 2007

Mojono

The sex slaying appeal of an individual or ones ability to be a mojono 'magnet' inwhich the biddies are practically as wet as the ocean over you. Can be seen as a type of charm.

When your on the pussy patrol and a biddie is looking you up:
"She's definitely mirin my mojono bro."
Then you bro is all like:
"Your Mojono would split her bro."

"My Mojono would make her as wet and powerful as a power hydrant"

by Hornythorny September 8, 2013

mojon

a spanish word that means a big amount of torpedo shaped shit, it is very long and smells very bad

hey mi mojon esta duro y no quiere salirse de mi ano.

by Richter808 October 29, 2006

Mojon

A torpedo shaped turd name in Spanish. One of those turds that are large enough to clog the toilet.

Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down.

Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.

by joshwua915 April 27, 2022

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

modcons

Abbreviated form of Modern Conviences; means 'fully loaded". Popular in the 1960's when modern conveniences were new and unusual and 'elective.'

Dweeb 1: Hey, I just got a new cell phone from my company.

Dweeb 2: Does it have all the modcons? Like games, digital camera, customizable ringing?

by Cherry Nelsonic May 26, 2005