merked

1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled

oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.

by Tony Te Fan Club October 5, 2005

merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins August 22, 2005

merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

merked

to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.

Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.

He got merked for tellin' the wrong cat to kick rocks.

by J. Kevin June 29, 2006

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

"some fuck boi gets punched"
Damn he just merked the shit out of you

"just got shot in the leg"
Bro take me to a hospital some boi just merked me

by T.I.NMan September 24, 2014

merked

To belittle someone or be disrespectful to them in any way.

"Lisa got merked by Joey today in class. He was being so rude she almost cried!

by Julian7 March 25, 2018

merked

verb To be fooled or tricked.

Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"

by brownie18 June 28, 2006