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mentapause

My wife hit mentapause no more sex for me
by Blue scrotum December 27, 2019
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Menopause

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.
Mary had her menopause recently.
by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022
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Menopause wet dream

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

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Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)
by Badnancie September 25, 2014
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menopause

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.
Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!
by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006
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mentalpause

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.
Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.
by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003
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Mentabuser

A Mentabuser is a person who mentally causes your mind to go in 10 different directions. They make you think that they are into you, and then a couple minutes later they act like they are not really into you anymore. They sound like a completely different person from one conversation to the next. They seem super bipolar in a relationship setting.
'AR' is continuously getting mentabused by 'SH' because he keeps saying he wants to hang out with her, but when the time comes to hang out, he acts like he isn't really interested in chilling. He is a Mentabuser.
by CR_328 February 9, 2014
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Manapause

Manapause is a condition 30-40 year old men experience as their bodies shift to the middle of their lives. Lower testosterone levels and increased levels of stress cause increased uncomfort to heat, irritability and difficulty sleeping.
He sure is experiencing Manapause, he just cant stay calm or cool!
by wadebot August 31, 2018
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