Mentabuser

A Mentabuser is a person who mentally causes your mind to go in 10 different directions. They make you think that they are into you, and then a couple minutes later they act like they are not really into you anymore. They sound like a completely different person from one conversation to the next. They seem super bipolar in a relationship setting.

'AR' is continuously getting mentabused by 'SH' because he keeps saying he wants to hang out with her, but when the time comes to hang out, he acts like he isn't really interested in chilling. He is a Mentabuser.

Mentabuser by CR_328 February 9, 2014

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Meglabuser

One who is abusive on large scales; typically megalomaniacal. A person who is causes the suffering of at least tens of thousands of people in ways that indicate a lack of empathy or personal responsibility; typically over long periods of time. One who has been corrupted by power. One who's already created more suffering in others than they could personally experience in a lifetime.

School shooters and terrorists wish they could match the suffering that Meglabusers create.

Whoever the bank execs were that decided it was okay to give out all the emergency loans to big rich clients instead of small businesses, those people are Meglabusers.

Meglabuser by 6FootProlapse April 22, 2020

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Mentabulary

NOUN
1. List of concepts. Mental equivalent of vocabulary.

1. Wordsmiths need not, & seldom do, have small vocabularies. I'm A wordsmith, & thoughtsmith. (Thoughtsmiths need not, & seldom do, have small mentabularies.)
2. Person 1: Foot fetishism isn't just about toe sucking it's about footjobs two.
Person 2: Yeah foot massages, right?
Person 1: No; like handjob; like A kid hearing the word fag & confusing it with flag because of, the similar sounds, & having A small vocabulary, you're confusing the 2 because of, similar concepts, & A Small mentabulary.

Mentabulary by Conscience Constellator May 23, 2020

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Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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