mayhaps

When no is too strong and maybe or perhaps is too weak, try on this noncommittal word on for size.

"Dad, can I get a new labtop?"

"In 23.2 years mayhaps."

by Nouri September 28, 2005

mayhaps

An adverb by which the two words "maybe" and "perhaps" are combined.

"I think Ben is lying about all the ass he's getting"
"Mayhaps....but I guess we'll just have to ask him about it"

by jkres July 22, 2009

mayhaps

A term used when humoring a invitation from someone you have no intention of doing something with.

"I'm gonna put you in a way you will never forget."

"Mayhaps......."

by ParanoidT May 14, 2005

Mayhap

Although recent etymology has added "-s" to this word, Mayhap is actually a 16th century term meaning perhaps or perchance. It is actually a derivative of the phrase "may happen" and not a portmanteau of "maybe" and "perhaps".

"I really enjoyed our date. Mayhap I will see you again?"

John has had a cold for nearly a week. Mayhap 'tis time to go to the doctor.

by kimberly183 December 10, 2012

Mayhaps

It’s like maybe and perhaps but better

Chris: Liz do you know if there’s any chemistry homework
Liz: Mayhaps

by CLicata77 April 29, 2019

Mayhaps

A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word.
Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.

"mayhaps I'll go get fucked up instead of writing this paper"

"care for a spot of tea?"
"mayhaps a bit later"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Mayhaps

Archaic word used in place of perhaps and maybe, it is the incorrect use of the real word "mayhap". Mayhap originated from the old use of the term "it may hap", hap being old happen in old English.

"Do you want to go with me?"

"Mayhaps, I haven't decided."

by Jase Powell July 26, 2007