masterbearding

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masterbearding

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

by The Word Divas May 25, 2021

masturbearding

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

by internetsensation May 27, 2009

Masterbreading

Pleasuring your reproductive organs with bread

"What's she doing" said Joe "Probably Masterbreading upstairs"

by Masterbreader May 9, 2018

Masterberrying

The act of viewing and sending messages on a Blackberry while holding it underneath a table to hide the act.

1. Man, I was masterberrying like a fiend in that meeting.

2. The boss totally caught me masterberrying last week.

by Mendeleev August 28, 2008

masterblading

Masturbating while rollerblading.

I was rollerblading through the park yesterday and i decided to start masterblading.

by Sulleyvan July 5, 2008

Masterbarfing

Masterbarfing is when you jack off so many times and you throw up due to excessive masterbating

Alex: I jammed it so many times yesterday I master barfed.
Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.

by Cundyshlut August 23, 2011