Madturbate

What someone's 4 year old son with down syndrome says he does with the vacuum cleaner every night.

When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.

by collymclolly January 10, 2021

Madturbate

The frustrated act of masturbating after a spousal argument to simply get back at your significant other.

I had a fight with Raelene the other night so after she left I climbed into bed and just madturbated all night.

by madturbating matthew December 7, 2012

Madturbating

Doing the act of masturbating while mad for some reason

”Man, Mark surely is madturbating after Sylvia called him a nerd”

by mark ze snek February 22, 2017

Madturbate

Verb When your partner turns down your advances and you have to masturbate to relieve your horniness/grudgefuck yourself to sleep.

Hank refused to stop playing xbox last night so I had to madturbate before bed.

by A to the R to the FU January 11, 2014

Madturbating

Masturbating as an outlet when stressed or angry.

"Man I was so pissed when I failed my history test, I went to the stall and started madturbating furiously!"

by Themadhasher September 4, 2013

madturbating

Making nothing but angry, troll posts on the internet to get an ego boost and/or literally to get off on being a jerk.

Do you realize how much of your life you've wasted madturbating to "liberals"?

by EnbySithLord January 7, 2023

Madturbation

When you’re so sexually frustrated you hate fuck yourself.

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I’ve resorted to madturbation

by Transtastical March 16, 2019