link's dick

Something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole damn galaxy. Even non living things such as rocks. Too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. Just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.

"Ahh, I might just need Link's dick tonight!"

by Your Secret Urges September 26, 2017

Link's Law

If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.

"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."

"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."

by Waverunner December 12, 2020

link's crossbow training

A game released for the Wii.

I will never play link's crossbow training.

by My_nam_SHAW262 January 21, 2021

Jack Link's

Some damn fine beef jerky, damn fine.

Jack Link's lets you feed your wild side.

by bigshow8891 July 18, 2006

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

by Breadcat February 10, 2021

link surfing

Traversing the Web by clicking links within web pages. This technique is often used on encyclopedia sites like Wikipedia.

I spent three hours link surfing Wikipedia last night. I started at Blur (band) and somehow ended up at Folie à deux.

by Bob Gunderson May 14, 2007

XcQ link stays blue

advice not to click on a link that ends with XcQ, because it is most certainly given by a person trying to Rick Roll you and will lead you to the famous song Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

redditor 1: here is a video of a man getting mauled by bull sharks (gives youtube link ending with XcQ)

reditor 2: xcq link stays blue

by Brass Fish March 26, 2020