licks balls

the art of being something, lousy, terrible, lame; not very good

"Do you like Guns n' Roses?"
"No, they lick balls"

by Captain Undies November 8, 2004

Licks Balls

Sucks in comparison.
Made famous from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. They're standing outside a convenience store they don't like.
Jay: "This place licks balls compared to the Quik Stop."

Me: "Their church choir licks balls compared to ours."
My son: "Mom, that's not very Christian-like."
Me: "Um, OK. The Devil licks balls compared to God."
My son: "That's better."

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

licks balls

This slang phrase originated in the North of England, and literally means 'rocks'. From the latin 'kicks ass'....

Guns'N'Roses lick balls....
Hazza does not lick balls

by H.Monkey November 3, 2004

licks balls

the ultimate term to express how absolutely great and fantastic something is.
see also ball-lickin' good

"that totally licks balls"
"does that mean it's good?"
"yes, of course. how could it possibly mean anything else?"
"i see your point"

by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004

Lick balls

Also can mean; sucks, lame; etc.

The Madonna concert licked balls, so I left early.

by Mike.D May 8, 2005

Lick balls

Another way of saying, Fuck you

Lick balls (When you say fuck you, that's all you gotta say) In-cace your confused, here's an example. Lick balls, i'm not gonna give you a fuckin dime bitch!

by Mike.D April 27, 2005

u lick balls xD

it's worse then "your mom gay" or "your dad lesbian" use at risk. saying these words may end our existence.

guy 1: hey dude

guy 2: what

guy 1: your mom gay lol

guy 2: oh yeah? your dad lesbian lmao

giga chad: nah fam u lick balls xD

by u lick balls xD guy August 5, 2022