H.Monkey's definitions

shove piggy shove

cooky urban corridor game played with paper plates and a ping pong ball. world record holder Big Mao Mao M is currently suffering from sporting injuries.

Big Mao has near-fatal papercut

by h.monkey February 4, 2004

snuffling for truffles

this is what the devil does on thursday afternoons

everybody knows that snuffling for truffles is wrong, but satan flies in the face of social convention

by h.monkey February 5, 2004

lulu boo bear

small furry animal that likes to run around with its trousers down to reveal its illuminous pink baboon-style bottom

lulu boo bear please pull up your trousers you are scaring all the rabbits

by h.monkey February 2, 2004

licks balls

This slang phrase originated in the North of England, and literally means 'rocks'. From the latin 'kicks ass'....

Guns'N'Roses lick balls....
Hazza does not lick balls

by H.Monkey November 3, 2004