christian-like

To solve a dilemma without the use of a beretta. Most likely a pastor is involved.

Rufus - Did she tell you that I was a pastor?

Sylvester - I said well good that's betta right? Why can't we handle this christian-like?

by jakeo August 8, 2006

no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them

-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love

by Donoav March 22, 2025

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

christianmike

Christianmike is one of the most unique name in the world. He's half introvert and half extrovert. He is lovely and caring person. He is shy when he's alone but when you get close to him, he will show his other side of being a jolly person that no one can stop him of having fun. He is very talkative, like chatting or talking with anyone even if you two aren't close. He is very entertaining. Everyone likes Christianmike as their friends or boyfriend. But Christianmike always listen to your problems and will help you also with your problems even if he's having a hard time too. Christianmike is the best. He always care for everyone and always finds a way to make you happy. You'll never find someone as unique as him in your entire life.

Thank you! You're such a lovely person, Christianmike!

by im_epic November 26, 2021