lesbotize

A distraction created by a sexual act involving two women that excites, or repulses in such a way as to make the viewer stare blankly at those actions. To gaze, unblinking at two women being sexual. A hypnosis like state that occurs when one looks on dazed and confused at two females romantically engaged.

I damn near drove off the road when I saw these
two hot girls holding hands and kissing on the sidewalk like, I was totally lebotized.

These two girls at the bar were seriously making out and I was so lesbotized I couldn't take my freak'n eyes off them.

by LarryBobby May 23, 2014

lesbotically challenged

a term for when a closeted gay woman cannot bring herself to act on her desires

My aunt said that she stopped being lesbotically challenged when she skipped school one day and went to see “Thelma and Louise” – where she realized “Something crossed-over inside her, and she couldn't go back.”

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 18, 2013

lesbotics

The art and practice of lesbianism.

Dude, you should have seen Tammy and Candy last night pashing, they were getting into some heavy lesbotics.

by JiminyCricket101 June 13, 2007

lesbotage

"A nefarious plot in which two lesbians get their kicks by flirting with a clueless guy all night, and then go home without him." -- from Playboy

QUESTION: "Did you get her digits?"
ANSWER: "No, I was lesbotaged."

by backonamission October 27, 2003

lesbotic

Of a manner/nature pertaining to lesbianism.

"Her lesbotic tendencies are a matter of public record."

by DeepFred August 30, 2019

lesbotic

adj. used to describe ( exaggerated ) lesbian tendencies

"That stupid bitch with the septum piercing is acting like a lesbotic cow."

by shortybliss April 30, 2005

Lesbatier

Word used for famous celebrities.

Ellen Degeneres, Wanda Sykes, and most likely Oprah Winfrey are all Lesbatiers.

by Fart23 January 26, 2011