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lesbomagnetic field 

A scientific phenomena that occurs when two females (usually straight) do something that they believe is harmless and/or friendly, but in actuality it looks like they are lesbians. This phenomena is known to generate a strong magnetic field that attracts the attention of males who are in the vicinity of the field.

First used in the anime Steins;Gate.
Madison saw that Mary had a small stain on her lip, so she wiped it off with her finger. Little did she know that she had created a lesbomagnetic field the size of Pluto.

lesbionage 

The act of pursuing secret lesbian trists
A mixture of lesbian and espionage
Did you see her hand?
Definitely grazing the boobs for too long...
Lesbionage!
lesbionage by loquesha June 17, 2008

lesbotard 

A lesbian and a retard combined. Someone who is acting in a matter that is considered slow and worthy of being called a lesbo.

A put down that can be used in most context.
"That girl was all over me dude." Adam
"What are you talking abour she clearly thought you were a lesbotard."Nick

"Why are we stuck at the mall with your brother?"John
"My parents are lesbotards and make me take him everywhere."Ashely
lesbotard by NickA. September 23, 2008

Lesbionage 

The act of spying (espionage) on one to find out if they are in fact a lesbian.
The LDS Church committed many counts of lesbionage for the purposes of outing her to her parents.
Lesbionage by logicalotus March 16, 2014

Lesbotaur 

A plus-sized lesbian with septum piercings, often has blue hair.
person : What are the piercings for?
Lesbotaur : That's how i express myself as a nonbinary lesbian.
person : Lmao more like as a Lesbotaur.
Lesbotaur: admin mod
Lesbotaur by 6 moad 9 October 21, 2021

lesbionage 

A play on the word 'espionage', only with lesbians involved.

Usually used in such a way where a woman (who is a lesbian) is inquiring as to a females sexual preference in a round about way (i.e a friend or indirect questioning).
Guy 1: Hey! You know that Savvas girl?
Guy 2: the Greek one?
Guy 1: Yeah! I heard her talking to my girlfriend...asking questions about her favorite cars...sounded like a case of lesbionage....
Guy 2: Aw, gay.
lesbionage by JBL11TX December 20, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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