lesbotage

"A nefarious plot in which two lesbians get their kicks by flirting with a clueless guy all night, and then go home without him." -- from Playboy

QUESTION: "Did you get her digits?"
ANSWER: "No, I was lesbotaged."

by backonamission October 27, 2003

lesbomagnetic field

A scientific phenomena that occurs when two females (usually straight) do something that they believe is harmless and/or friendly, but in actuality it looks like they are lesbians. This phenomena is known to generate a strong magnetic field that attracts the attention of males who are in the vicinity of the field.

First used in the anime Steins;Gate.

Madison saw that Mary had a small stain on her lip, so she wiped it off with her finger. Little did she know that she had created a lesbomagnetic field the size of Pluto.

by gilgaderp June 15, 2014

lesbionage

The act of pursuing secret lesbian trists
A mixture of lesbian and espionage

Did you see her hand?
Definitely grazing the boobs for too long...
Lesbionage!

by loquesha June 17, 2008

lesbotard

A lesbian and a retard combined. Someone who is acting in a matter that is considered slow and worthy of being called a lesbo.

A put down that can be used in most context.

"That girl was all over me dude." Adam
"What are you talking abour she clearly thought you were a lesbotard."Nick

"Why are we stuck at the mall with your brother?"John
"My parents are lesbotards and make me take him everywhere."Ashely

by NickA. September 23, 2008

Lesbionage

The act of spying (espionage) on one to find out if they are in fact a lesbian.

The LDS Church committed many counts of lesbionage for the purposes of outing her to her parents.

by logicalotus March 16, 2014

Lesbotaur

A plus-sized lesbian with septum piercings, often has blue hair.

person : What are the piercings for?
Lesbotaur : That's how i express myself as a nonbinary lesbian.
person : Lmao more like as a Lesbotaur.
Lesbotaur: admin mod

by 6 moad 9 October 21, 2021

lesbionage

A play on the word 'espionage', only with lesbians involved.

Usually used in such a way where a woman (who is a lesbian) is inquiring as to a females sexual preference in a round about way (i.e a friend or indirect questioning).

Guy 1: Hey! You know that Savvas girl?
Guy 2: the Greek one?
Guy 1: Yeah! I heard her talking to my girlfriend...asking questions about her favorite cars...sounded like a case of lesbionage....
Guy 2: Aw, gay.

by JBL11TX December 20, 2010