Larson

A rare name that usually symbolizes males that have extreme amounts of Swag.

Julie: So, Rachel did you hook up with anyone last night at the party?
Rachel: YES! There was this boy named Larson who was so HAWT omg you need to see him!! <3

by Jew Momma June 21, 2011

larson

a combination of lynching and arson where you beat someone to near death and then set them on fire

The investigation team decided that someone had comited larson on the smoldering remains of a human corpse.

by polly314 March 10, 2009

Larson

To take a large stew in someone else's house.

I just took a huge larson.

by Dan i did ur mom April 6, 2008

Larson

A unit of measurement used for every eight inches.

"Johnny, how long is a yard?"
"Four and a half Larsons, Ms. Adams."

by Dano1122 July 8, 2016

Larson

A guy who gets a lot of girls alongside a cocky attitude and rather large ankles.

Larson: I'm so smart, I have a 3.9 GPA.

Random citizen: Oh Larson! Always bragging about your grades.

by Ruby69 May 15, 2017

Larson

A male with excessively small child like hands and feet, and holds a false level of supervision/authority over others.

Steve is such a Larson he has his tiny hands full at work, no one recognizes his authority, and anyone could fill his tiny shoes.

by Tommy Ratdick December 6, 2017

Larson

(v) Do to produce a stench from one's anus so horrible, that the paint off the walls begin to peel off. Must linger in the immediate area for at least 10 minutes.

Dude: What is that smell, it won't go away. Reminds me of when my little brother got into a fight with a skunk.

Dude2: Oh dude #3 just larsoned again.

by KDaig September 9, 2010