lace curtain

It's when you take a slice of swiss cheese, drape it over a woman's vagina, and then eat her out.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah, she was so hot I'd give her a lace curtain on the first date. AND I'd let her eat the cheese."

Guy 1: "That is so beautiful, man."

by Renegadecat October 12, 2009

Lace curtain

An often insulting term for Italian-Americans and/or Irish-Americans to describe Irish or Italians who abandon their working class/blue collar roots to pursue a more upper class/white collar career - such as, for example, a lawyer, doctor or, in some situations, a cop. The term is most commonly used in the New England region of the United States. Like nigger or nigga for black people, when used among fellow Italian-Americans or Irish-Americans, it's not too controversial; otherwise, it can be seen as quite offensive. The term is used a few times in Martin Scorsese's acclaimed 2006 crime drama, The Departed.

Mikey: What about Dominic's son? How's he doing?
Paul: That lace curtain motherfucker? He's going to law school!

by Mr. MacPhisto February 19, 2007

lace curtains

Long, frilly skin on an uncircumsized penis.

Takeshia pulled back Tyrone's lace curtains to get at the head of his meat.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

Laced Curtains

Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.

Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?

by Rank Strainger March 25, 2020

lace curtains

lace curtains are the loose foreskin of an uncircumcised guy.

I like to stick my tongue in the lace curtains of uncut guys to see if I can taste their duck-butter!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

Lace curtain

A type of censorship exercised by feminists to suppress the publication of opposing views.

My letter to the editor about discrimination of men never made it through the lace curtain.

by Yoda-c July 15, 2018

Lace-Curtain Irish

a person of Irish descent who, because of family money, is accepted into WASP society; tends to act, speak, and dress like a member of the upper-class WASP establishment.

That lace-curtain Irish bastard wouldn't last a minute in Southie.

by LCIMAN January 24, 2009