Klisp

Definition 1: Another word for Kiss, often used by people who are lonely for more than 20 years.

Guy 1:*A completely scientific and serious text*
Girl 1:*Argee to Guy 1's text*
Some lonely guy: Come klisp.

by doggo boi July 19, 2017

Klisp

The act of pulling off your longest pubic hair to use as an impromptu dental floss

Me: Hey that steak was good mind if you give me a klisp real quick?

HANK: Sorry man I just shaved down their just use my dental floss.

by Chichi is Boss July 25, 2017

klisp

the act of kissing someone while playfully biting his or her lower lip

Johanna was feeling so horny she klisped Matias with so much passion.

by mr.writeon! November 26, 2020

Krispy Cream

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob

Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon

by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

krispen wah

A name used for the former WWE wrestler Chris Benoit
The WWE want him erased from history because of the horrible crime he did

He killed his Wife and Son then he committed suicide

So people use Krispen wah to refer to him

Why are the WWE trying to erase Krispen wah from history

by PrinceofSaiyansVegeta April 22, 2018

Krispy

A state of being in which someone/something has been elevated beyond being fresh and/or fly. The ultimate state of classy.

Classy, Fresh AF, Fly AF, Buttery, Sugary, Clean

ie; David Beckham, Jonathan Goldsmith, Paul Newman, Brad Pitt

That outfit is krispy
That car is straight krispy, yo
Feelin' real krispy today
Hair lookin' krispy, man

by The Yonchman June 22, 2017

Klister

an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games

Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister

by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018