jwolf

Also known as Jon Wolf, jwolfpash, and affectionately as gheywolf. JWolf is a collector of esoterica and interminable stalker of women. But he knows where to find a good deal on DVD media or a hard drive. And he knows your mother's AIM handle... Be very wary.

JWolf? Isn't he that cyber-stalker guy?

by stalkee April 14, 2005

Jolf

What you call a VW Golf when you switched the fenders, hood, bumper, grill, and headlights with a VW Jetta.

Look at this sick Jolf, so much better than just a regular factory Golf!

by mzkdub July 20, 2009

Jolfing

When two or more heterosexual men grip each others testicles, and take turns yelling the alphabet as the tightness of the vice increases.

Chris - "Hey Nick, wanna go jolfing after work?"

Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."

by NotSoBrownChris June 14, 2011

jowlf

The process in which two heterosexual males grab each other's balls while taking turns screaming the alphabet.

Hey charles, perhaps would you like to go jowlfing this fine afternoon.

by Gavinism April 17, 2005

jolf

A synonym for golf, commonly used in the US and Australia.

Amanda: "Hey Jen, want to go mini jolfing?"

Jen: "Totally! I'm definitely going to get a hole in one."

by sandylopez October 22, 2018

jwilf

Stands for jehovah's witnesses i'd like to fuck.

i saw very nice jwilf the other day.

by morooooooooooooon January 31, 2010

Jolf

Jolf is short for Jespers Ollon Luktar Fisk

Dude1: Jolf
Dude2: Jolk (Jespers Ollon Luktar Kebabsås)

by exr8 September 18, 2011