julio

Ju-li-o One whom is born to embody the essence of coolness. Slang; one who is exceptionally acceptable; satisfactory. An almost godly cool-figure taken from geek mythology. Originated from the original Julio Alva; circa 1979. Also see "Cool Master"

Man, that Richard swears he's a friggin' Julio, what with his fancy Armani shoes and Gucci sweaters.

Hey dumbass, you need to stop going to the gym or people might think you're trying to be a Julio.

No one is dating my kid sister lest the Almighty Julio himself ride from the heavens and ask for her hand.

by Funk N' Wagnails June 10, 2004

julio

also "july"

cool

Darnell: I got tickets to the game.
Darnell's friend: Julio!

by j-po September 18, 2003

julio

also can be referred to as j00lio.

j00lio wears a tiara often.

by $_$ May 9, 2005

julio

A imaginary person that is used often to make fun of people that are talking to themselves; a character made up to take the place of nobody

You were talking to Julio over there weren't you. (meaning that he was talking to no one.)
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Example dialogue-
Matt: Hey Tom, who took our bags over to the hotel.
Tom: I am pretty sure Julio did. (meaning that their bags are still at the airport. Nobody took them.)

by rom2lu56 December 20, 2007

julio

One who never quits

girl-hey are you quitting track?
Julio-NO JULIO NEVER QUITS

by jvv February 4, 2009

julio

A south american bad ass that is basically immortal and can obliterate you in one blow, he can also get any girl he looks at

BOY: HEY THERES A NEW BOY IN SCHOOL
GIRL: WHO IS HE
BOY: HE IS A JULIO
GIRL: OMG *FAINTS*

by bonelesswangs October 6, 2018

julio

a julio is usually a caring, funny guy that usually has many girls chasing over hym. is usually short but very hot nd attractive. knows how to makee someone smile nd is really good a skateboarding and or anykind of bikes. can b very popular and sometimes a jerkk but is very kool nd fun to be with. has a nice ass nd is a sex god... i adore my hobo julio. VERY sexyy.

nerd: woah! look at that kool dude! is he criss?
nerd #2: nahh man he's kooler than criss!, he's julio!!
Nerd: woahh!! hey julio!! ur kool! nice butt
julio: uhhh thanks? hey.
nerd: :D

by eatmewhileimhot!! August 25, 2010