juculate

nervous behavior i.e. swinging legs, twitching,etc...

Shan, sit still and quit juculating!

by tim October 31, 2003

puke-jaculate

The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!

by matt311 February 16, 2014

Defi-jaculate

(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

by J-Ru October 15, 2003

jugulate

to kill by slitting the throat

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka

by Tim April 7, 2004

Piss-Jaculate

When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.

Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.

by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010

Meal jaculate

When you over eat to the point of being sick. Then masterbate to fat girl porn.

Cant wait to finish the 3 stacks of pancakes so I can meal jaculate .

by The ANGRYGINGER December 13, 2020

jaculate

Something someone does when they see Kim Kardashian’s giant butt

I just jaculated to her

by That banana man October 26, 2017