"Howd you go today in your game"? "Not great i came last, i had a johncha".
How's university going simon? "Not too good, failed a few subjects ". "I have been having a johncha this semester".
"He has been performing terribly this month". "yeah i know he is having a johncha"
How's university going simon? "Not too good, failed a few subjects ". "I have been having a johncha this semester".
"He has been performing terribly this month". "yeah i know he is having a johncha"
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JohnChristian, he's a cool dude.
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man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.
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man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.
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Johnhansel: He has a big dick
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To be Johncracking is to be so bored that you look up things you hate just so you can hate them. Johncracking has a scale going from H To JC : H, not very Johncracking MG, Rather Johncracking LTY, Very Johncracking TW, Dangerously Johncracking and JC, Ridiculously Johncracking.
Sometimes Johncracking is shortened to JC but this is incorrect as it implies extreme Johncracking.
To be Johncracking is to be so bored that you look up things you hate just so you can hate them. Johncracking has a scale going from H To JC : H, not very Johncracking MG, Rather Johncracking LTY, Very Johncracking TW, Dangerously Johncracking and JC, Ridiculously Johncracking.
Sometimes Johncracking is shortened to JC but this is incorrect as it implies extreme Johncracking.
(David) Oh Man I was so johncracking last night i even looked up Twilight!
(Bobe) Woah man thats pretty JC
(Bobe) Woah man thats pretty JC
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Joe:"hey did you see Katelyn,why is she on a stretcher and has a lisp now"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"
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