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Johnhansel 

Johnhansel is the cutest. He is an amazing person he always understands you when you need him to. He has a very seductive voice. He’s smart and he plays basketball. If you have a Johnhansel don’t let go. He is committed fully. He’s funny. At time he can be moody and have a attitude at times. He smells good. He copies homework. He has good morals and has manners.He has a playful side that comes out when he hangs around his friends. He’s a good listener and always know the right things to say.
Johnhansel: He has a big dick
Johnhansel by Johnhansel June 7, 2018
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A sexy hunk of a man and is all ways good at anything he does
Oh,Jhohansel he’s so sexy!
jhohansel by TheMocking_Jay January 23, 2018

johansell 

A funny, tall person who is also the nicest person you'll ever know. He also gets All the girls
OMG! did johansell just walk in? I'm so gonna get a pic of him
johansell by Jennaxakes7783 November 1, 2020

Johansel 

An amazing person who has a large dick while he lured in the ladies all day
Yo I just had Johansel in bed last night he was amazing.
Johansel by OII PAPI March 7, 2019

johansell 

A tall, funny person who is also very nice. He also gets all the girls
OMG! Did Johansell just walk in? I'm so getting a pic of him.
johansell by Jennaxakes7783 November 1, 2020

Johnansen 

When a competition is so lopsided the there is no competition. Derives from Japanese terminology "Joh" (up), "Nan" (south), and "Sen" (battle)
Person A: "The Rangers are up 9-0 before the second period is done"

Person B: "Man, it's Johnansen"
Johnansen by Iamkentaro March 18, 2021

Johansel 

I had johansel in bead he was soo good
Johansel by Wilson pitsburg March 3, 2022
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