joggled

Sharting one's shorts while jogging on a treadmill.

One Christmas evening Zachary joggled himself while testing his new treadmill out. He flung liquidated feces all over the walls and ceiling of his New York condo.

by Chazz Bling August 23, 2007

Joggled

When you're a bit on the chubby side, but you go for a run.

fair play to my mate last night, he was so eager to see colbert, he joggled the last two blocks

by Drunkenfun June 20, 2018

Joggler

A bouncy person, usually of the female persuasion, who enjoys jogging 'unsupported'.

"I got distracted in traffic on the way home today, by a gorgeous Joggler.
She was giving the pedestrians whiplash"

by KeithMyArthe January 6, 2009

Beer Joggles

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.

"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."

by Geeluvss August 22, 2011

jiggledick

1. (n): a person known for wasting and/or stalling for time.
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time

1. God, Sam is such a jiggledick. He really needs to get his act together.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.

by TheMcStaplez December 25, 2011

Joggle

To joggle is to completely confuse, and or inspire awe in an individual, to which a similar expression would be mind boggling, however, to joggle, would increase the g status of an individual exponentially, if used correctly. NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GET JOGGLED BY ANYONE, IT CAN DEMOTE YOUR G STATUS

Yo!!! Did you see that rap battle?!?! He joggled the mess out of that guy!!!!

by f-d-freezy July 19, 2011

jongledoing

The sound an apple makes when you smack it.

Jake smacked an apple and it made a "Jongledoing" sound

by FUNNYBUTTONS June 29, 2009