jew canoe

Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)

Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!

jew canoe by Alexander Papsmear February 4, 2005

Jew Canoe

One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.

*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."

Jew Canoe by Hpesoj... December 26, 2011

Jew Canoe

Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.

Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe

Jew Canoe by Lear45 September 4, 2010

Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

Jew canoe by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

jew canoe

A large boat of a car (Old Cadillac, Lincoln, etc.)

My grandma drove her Jew Canoe into a parked Civic. It ripped through it and she kept going to her bingo game.

jew canoe by Dave Kike March 9, 2007

Jew canoe

A Cadillac. Specifically, a Cadillac Sedan DeVille or Fleetwood. (urban slang, circa 1960s & '70s)

See also: Jewish jeep

"I saw Hymie and the boys cadillacking over to Roswell in his new Jew canoe."

Jew canoe by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008

Jew canoe

old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law

That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!

Jew canoe by NHRHS2010 November 15, 2010