Irvine is located in California. Once you leave you can't get back in, because that's a rule in Irvine. Irvine’s slogan- "You’re either with us, or against us." Also, it is populated by mainly Christian, Catholic and
Mormon individuals, who every now and then
will try and get you to convert to their
religion.
The city itself is one of the safest in the nation, because the
police here are amazingly anal. You roll a stop sign at two miles an hour, and your ass is grass. They are also have some unbelievable vendetta against Asians, some of whom are from foreign countries and have only been in the
U.S. for a few months, or were alive during the Vietnam War era, where seeing a person in a uniform meant that you were usually screwed, and whom panic at the sight of a police officer. The
police are so dumb that they don’t recognize this, and arrest the person for not following one of their commands.
Also, the cops really
hate teens. I don’t know why this is; they just have some thing against teens, especially drivers. It’s unreal.
Its population of Asians is rising, (which makes the
police vendetta toward them a bit more perplexing) which is good, maybe it
will get the cops to stop being such assholes towards them.
Nothing happens here. It’s rather amazing really. At
10 PM everyone is inside watching the local news or sleeping. The only things I read about are the
marijuana busts, and when ever something big happens most reporters have trouble finding the city. The worst thing that’s happened in the city is the
guy who went bonkers at an Albertsons and started attempting to kill people with a samurai sword. Because of the lack of action, the cops are
buff. They spend WAY to much
time at Bally Total Fitness.
Irvine is home to Irvine Meadows, now Verizon Wireless Amphitheater, a decent place to watch concerts. But, honestly that’s about the only good thing about it.
