Definitions by kellllly

new jersey 

This state SUCKS. it smells. I live here, so i can say that. its gross. theres nothing to do. its not "urban" you cant walk ANYWHERE. i mean maybe compared to like pa. but please, they go to "the shore". the "shore" has no waves, heat, or cleanliness. its gross.

"Mom I don't feel good."
"Oh, we just entered New Jersey. It'll pass."
"EWW NEW JERSEY?!"

new jersey by kellllly July 26, 2006

Irvine 

pretty much the best place to live. kids are spoiled, not really brats, but they always want to get out, and they have no idea what its like to be outside of the bubble. youd think they would because theyre rich (most of them) and travel, but they dont.

"she is sooo irvine."

Irvine by kellllly July 25, 2006