Intercept

Verb

To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it.

John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"

Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."

by Reginald March 3, 2004

Intercept

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT INTERCEPT MEANS?!!?!?!?! IT MEANS NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

You dont need to know what intercept fucking means

by SHHHHHHH IM NOT HERE January 6, 2021

intercept

to yank someone's dick with your hand

dude did you just see her intercept him!!!!

by bofskbosfjb April 13, 2010

intercept course

Intercept course, or interception course, is a term used in warfare of all kinds: ground, air, and sea. It refers to moving in a direction towards where the enemy is heading, instead of where the enemy is.

"Plot an intercept course on that vessel. She's moving east by southeast at a rate of 30 knots per second."

"We'll be trailing behind them if we don't make an interception course. Aim for the direction where they are going."

by AJ Deadshow December 21, 2023

to intercept a diarrhea

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

slope intercept

Y=MX+B

"wtf is le slope intercept form"

"Last time i'm gonna tell you. slope intercept is Y=MX+B"

by Xdank_math_teacherX February 1, 2018

Tornado Intercept Bullhorn

A tornado interceptor that intercepts tornadoes via probes with a max top road speed of 140 while a top dirt road speed of 65 mph.

The Tornado Intercept Bullhorn haven't intercepted a single tornado.

by ZeEmosPlayerz August 16, 2025