hospital

A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.

Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!

by WelkinRing February 8, 2012

hospitality

treating guest or strangers in a friendly/generous way.

His hospitality has encouraged other people to help out other people.

by Grace24 June 29, 2007

Hospital

A medical facility.

The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!

by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018

hospitality

Something you can't piss on because you're dad won't allow it.

A line spoken from the horrible movie troll 2

Micheal: You see this writing!.... you know what it means!?!...... Hospitality... And you can't piss on Hospitality! I won't allow it!

by oh my gooooooooooooooooood June 16, 2010

hospitable

adj; happy to welcome and entertain guests-wat NICE people do.

i TRIED to be hospitable when you came to my house after you told me that i was mean.

by Anonymous December 23, 2002

hospital

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

Do you like hospital food?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

hospital

a torture chamber that in the ends make you all better.

while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.

by Airplane Junky November 5, 2012