Helpfuk

when the act of seeking assistance, or attempting to be helpful, actually worsens the problem.

Thomas Midgley, Jr. Invented Leaded petrol to stop knocking as well as the first CFC's to stop refrigerators from killing people. These were both real helpfuks.

by sozan November 13, 2012

helpfuk

Tries to help but just fucks it up.

Johnny tried to be helpful to his father by giving him a hammer when he was working. Johnny was actually helpfuk when he dropped it on his toe."

by Chuck Hale June 24, 2014

helpfuk

adv. Providing help during the time of fucking.

Susan thanked John for being so helpfuk last night by shifting to give her better leverage.

by bizzle fo shizzle October 13, 2006

Helpfuk

The charitable consent to having sex with a less fortunate/ugly/awkward member of the opposite sex. Usually done at the request of the helpfukee's friends.

Tom walks into a shady bar with his ugly friend Bobby. After a few drinks, Tom walks up to the drunkest, sluttiest girl in the bar. He explains that his friend Bobby is extremely awkward with women and hasn't been laid in months. He then asks the girl if she could his friend Bobby a huge favor and agree to a helpfuk. A few minutes later, the girl takes Bobby home and has sex with him.

by alphafour January 5, 2011

Helpful Asshole

Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.

The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.

by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 9, 2009

Helpful Janet

A person who thinks they are helping but really aren't.

1) A Helpful Janet is a person who gives you driving directions to somewhere where they have never been nor have any idea where it is.

2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.

3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.

by Sir Randall of Texas January 2, 2012

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019