helmed

Feeling embarassed, humiliated, belittled, criticized, scrutinized and cut down to the size of absolutely nothing due to the actions of another person.

An example of being helmed is when someone, possibly a co-worker, goes above and beyond to make you and everyone else aware of your mistakes or mishaps.

by Tired of being Helmed April 10, 2011

Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

by mushroomtea October 21, 2011

bulletproof helmet 3000

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

by Garry Goose March 8, 2019

buff helmets

The act of sucking dick

"...Then I asked these young ladies do they buff helmets They said fuck you, took a sniff and then they didn't tell me..."
-Tony Stark

by buckalope December 4, 2009

brodie helmet

A british helmet desigined in ww1, made the wearer nearly invincible

Gets hit dead on by an artillery shell** "I survied because I was wearing a brodie helmet oh yes I did!"

by Brodie helmet February 28, 2019

Helmetdale

Medical = smegma.The white pungent substance that gathers on the bell end or purple headed mountain. Not to be confused with the female equivilent Clamenbert

If i had known tony had brought some Helmetdale with him id have brought a bottle of Chardanay and made a night of it.

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006