helmedium 

Another way of greeting someone

Helmedium, insert name

helmedium by ShadowTheVampireWolf May 18, 2022

Heedium 

A state of mind caused by performing heedious duties for a prolonged period of time. Has been known to cause episodes of ‘Hulking-out’ hulk outcrying fits, laughing fits, and the urge to punch oneself in the face repetitively.

I’m in a state of Heedium! My boss is making me do this mind-numbing shit again!! It's so boring it hurts!

Heedium by KeiraC June 20, 2008

johannes nyman helmerius 

johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy

hi my name is johannes nyman helmerius

johannes nyman helmerius by Johannes king March 18, 2017