Heb

Sick grocery store.

Applying there was the best idea ever because their employees get so many benefits and parties.

Only in Texas though and they're about to expand to Louisiana . Started in 1905 by Florence Butt simply to support her family. Then Howard Edward Butt, her son, took over the company. Now look where it's at. :D

Steven: Aye, Willis! Where you been man?
Willis: Bro, I've been at the Heb Christmas party.
Steven: What the sex. We don't get that shiz at Kroger.
Willis: It's because you suck.

by Beerad875 August 23, 2011

Heb

Short for "Hebrew." Used as loving, respectful term meaning: "Jewish soul brother."

That penny-pinching Heb never picks up the check! But his wife puts the "she" in Yeshiva! OY!

by Fergus McCool September 5, 2003

HEB

Heavy Emotional Baggage

That chick is so messed up, she has a case of 'HEB'

by FishSqueezer March 3, 2011

HEB

A grocery store only available to the state of Texas that sells everything to anybody

Bitch let's go spend the food stamps at HEB.

by GP7 September 13, 2017

HEB

Hispanic Employment Bureau. An organization in the Southwest formed to provide Hispanics with a job. These Hispanics are put to work distributing mediocre food products and service in a timely manner.

Hey vato, wanna go to the HEB with me an get a trabajo? Mebbe buy a brisket an make a barbecue?

by bryanw.tk March 26, 2005

Heb

A random place, of little significance, where stoner's frequently smoke weed at and or around.

"Woah man we should all go down to the heb and crabble like shit!"
"Dude why aren't you at the heb?"
"I got some milk lets go down to the heb."

by Nick Dillard May 8, 2008

HEB

a place where white trash and broke ass black people shop and single pregnant bitches use wic cuz they have no husband and need food for there fuckin bastards

o my gosh becky look at her i bet she shops at HEB

by Giovanni Mazariegos January 18, 2004