hair

A separate creature that happens to live on your head, hard to tame. Ferociously attacking it with scissors, dye or hairproducts may euthanize said beast for a short while but beware of angering it.

Lizzie tried hot-ironing her hair to submission but oh woes, it was raining and the beast came out on top in the end anyway.

by nofu May 9, 2010

hair

A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.

Tomorrow I will comb my hair

by Jim Hodgson April 28, 2003

hair

stuff always in the way on your head and other not so polite places.

She has a head full of hair

by hair queens011 May 15, 2003

hair

umm ... its like fur, only worse

hey, nice fur man

by skiP August 21, 2003

hair

Something nobody can have too much of.

Man that military guy needs more hair, what an ass.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

hair

long dangly stuff that grows on your body

ewww, that girl has a lot of hair on her upper lip

by mariahYO July 27, 2009

hair

(noun) courage, boldness, wildness, balls, especially in "show hair", to demonstrate these qualities. Probably from mid-20th cent. surfer lingo. Related to "hairy" meaning difficult or frightening.

"Yeah, he has a stripped Harley, but he's a candy-ass -- he's not showing anyone any hair."

by anarcissie May 18, 2008