grute

The stuff under your Toenails.

Hey Asshole,You Can Chew the Grute out of my toenails.

by Al Boecker March 27, 2006

Grute

Several meanings and uses. Usually used to describe something massive or immensely strong. Also a unit of measurement. Although the rate of one Grute changes frequently, one can safely assume one Grute will never be less than about 300 lbs.

Hey Grute drink this beer.

by aooooooooooo January 13, 2009

Grubered

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.

The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.

by Cree Wise November 14, 2014

Hansel and Gretel

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

by tenesmus November 27, 2017

Grubermeister

Someone getting beligerant drunk of European beer.

Kevin French declaring himself the Grubermeister while drinking Gruberhof.

by Dr. Toboggan February 20, 2012

Gruben

Is the biggest ghetto in all of northern Norway. The people there are noisy, loud, rebellious and generally bad people. They are all wannabe gangsters, and speed all around town in their Volvo 240's. Can be used as an adjective.

Hey, do you wanna go to the community center?
That is sooo Gruben

by ghett0man June 13, 2015

So Grue

Grue is a state of enlightenment and simultaneous praise of Gru from Despicable Me. So Grue is essentially a superior version of So True, whilst being a fan base/cult.

Gru is my daddy
SO GRUE!

by SG Jin March 27, 2022