grank

a person who identifies as a fan or "stan" of the multitalented artist and philosopher Maude Latour.

I'm such a grank, I streamed Block Your Number for 6 hours straight last night.

by granknationstatus December 21, 2020

grank

a mashup of the names frank and gerard, an alternate (yet INCORRECT) version of frerard. it is the ship name for frank iero and gerard way of american rock band my chemical romance. it’s a popular alternate ship name on mcrtwt (my chemical romance twitter). in fact, there is a large debate on which term is better. it’s frerard.

grank is wrong, stop using it. join the frerard truthers. it’s true des, you’re wrong.

by notb1tchymichi July 10, 2022

Grank

A grank can apply to two activites:
1. A Greggs Wank
2. A group Wank

Alternatively there is a GrGrank which is a Greggs Group Wank

"Just popping down Greggs with the boys for a Grank"

by Sadio Juané March 31, 2023

Grank

The meaning of Grank is something that targets a persons personal life in an extreme manner. The term grank is mostly used when something out of the ordinary or something insane happens.

“Calling Rosa’s phone was such a Grank.”

by Sirpoopyalot May 11, 2018

grank

A combination between spanking and grabbing a girl's butt.

I just granked that Helen girl real bad.
Helen: WHY DO YOU LIKE TO GRANK ME SO MUCH!?

by Jimshiz December 24, 2005

Grank

Fermented seminal fluid. Generally stored in a bottle or other container, but sometimes found in uncontrolled locations, such as a shower drain.

"Hey Matt, you have a pretty sweet room! Holy Christ! Is that a bottle of grank on your bookshelf? GROSS!

by SoCrispy December 20, 2008

Grank

The sound produced by a license plate being forcibly removed from a vehicle.

My plates weren't on so good, and when I hit that bump, GRANK, off they went.

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004