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gonkey

(Noun)
1. The combination of a donkey and a gorilla, as through genetic splicing or crossbreeding.
2. A person born in, living in or descended from the continent of Africa.

A baby gonkey: dorilla
A litter of dorillas: cubble
Latin - Eqorius Gonkius
Oh my god, that gonkey just robbed my store!!!
by Reeve October 28, 2003
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gonkey

Adjective. Common slang for sexy. Used to describe someone or something that stimulates the nucleus accumbens in your brain, triggering excitement and arousal.
Person A: “Did you see that smokeshow back there?”
Person: “Yes, she was quite gonkey”
by Skrunky November 7, 2020
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Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
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Gönke

En exclamation used to express discomfort and shock
*two teachers making out in the hallway
Aden: Gönke!! *runs away
by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020
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Gronkeydonkey

"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022
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gonky

(adj.) extremely awkward, lanky, and/or funny. Derived from "gawky", but way better. May be used as a nickname (i.e. Gonks) or derogatory term.
"Gonks and Shneebs are so adorably awkward together."
"Yael is so gonky... just look at her argyle sweatervest!!"
by CANDYmeetVINTAGE May 25, 2009
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Gönke

An old german expression meaning “amazing and wonderful
“Wow, you’re such a Gönke!”
“I wish I could be a little more Gönke like you”
You should always work hard to become Gönke”
by CucumberGirly September 6, 2021
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