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gluttered

gluttered is used when describing a thing thats pretty like glitter but its kind of like the revolting or not too great like the gutter
"they gluttered my world with love"-means they glitter your gutter of a world with love.
by popcornisbetterthanyou April 7, 2007
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geittered

(adjective) To be under the influence of some type of stimulant or speed.
When Jordy pulled into Johnny's driveway Johnny could tell that Jordy was geittered and had been up for a day or so at least.
by Nikki Stixx April 8, 2019
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glitterette

Lafawnduh: Oh my gosh Shahniqua! I just got a glitterette in my eye!
Shahniqua: Girl..don't you mean glitter?
Lafawnduh: Heck no fool, it be only one piece of glitter!
by shadyladies April 13, 2009
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Glittered and Twittered

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"
by gravy111 November 21, 2010
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glutened

(verb, past tense)
When someone who has celiac disease, or is living a gluten free lifestyle, accidentally consumes any substance containing enough gluten to make them ill.
INT. LAB - AFTERNOON

Dr. Johnson, Dr. Rye, and Dr. Barleywheat are scientists in a lab, looking over a top secret laser project they are working on, when suddenly Dr. Johnson bends over in pain.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What's wrong, Johnson? Johnson. Johnson!

Dr. Johnson does not respond, and sinks down to the floor.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Doctor Rye, what's wrong with Doctor Johnson?

DR. RYE
I have no idea.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What do you mean you haven't got any idea? Does she have any illnesses? Any medical concerns?

Dr. Johnson groans in pain on the ground.

DR. RYE
(frantically)
Illnesses? I don't know. I don't know!

Dr. Rye begins to hyperventilate. Dr. Barleywheat grabs Dr. Rye and slaps him twice across the face.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Get yourself together, Doctor Rye! Think, damn it!

Dr. Rye's eyes widen.

DR. RYE
Oh wait! She told me a few weeks ago that she has some kind of
disease! Celiac disease!

Dr. Barleywheat rubs his chin in thought, then cocks his head suspiciously.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
So she's a celiac, heh? Say, Doctor Rye, what did you two have for
lunch today? Quick! Her life could depend on it!

DR. RYE
Sushi! We had sushi!

Dr. Barleywheat's eyes widen.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Did you happen to have soy sauce with your sushi?

DR. RYE
Yes, why? What does that matter?

Dr. Barleywheat drops his head, then slowly looks up.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
My God. It's just as I thought.

DR. RYE
What?! What is it?!

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Somebody call a doctor. She's been glutened!
by READthatwordlouderdidyou? August 7, 2016
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Luttered

To have the opportunity of a lifetime and then just let it slip away.
Example: "Hey, did you make weight for your title fight this weekend"? reply "No, I got Luttered".
by Fightstalker.com December 14, 2008
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Bluttered

A Scottish word meaning severely drunk or pissed.
Jamie came hame fae the pub last night and he wis totally bluttered!

Wife: You're no goin oot again, last night ye were bluttered!
by prof_evil January 27, 2011
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