gin's piss

cheap and nasty alcohol most commonly drunken by gins on pension day

what the fuck did you buy that gin's piss for

by bannana man February 22, 2007

Poor Man's Gin and Tonic

A mixed drink consisting of 6 oz. of Sprite and 3 oz. of Gin

Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.

by CarringtonS January 29, 2009

Bob's Gin

Trapped, taken by surprise

David was cornered by Jon. He realized this was Bob's Gin.

by Harrold Showerdrain March 1, 2024

Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006

Gin Shower

A pre-event team ritual, usually associated with a sporting match. The team will shout GIN SHOWER and rally in a circle with their right arms all pointing inwards and slightly down. The team will then, in increasing speed, run in a clockwise circle raising their voices and arms in unison until finally at a point determined by the majority, they will all end their yell/cheer at its highest volume while throwing their arms upwards. It is only ever performed before an event or match, to bring good luck.

The team performed a Gin Shower just before stepping onto the court.

by Anagin Skypasser May 20, 2019

gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.

"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"

by Chester P. January 8, 2013

gin soaked

a woman who drinks far too much gin....

usually emotional and seemingly unhinged and wreeking of the stuff, almost like her clothes have been soaked in gin.

also used as a general term for a drunk emotional woman, regardless of the intoxicating liqour of choice.

Tony : "i think that woman is giving me the eye"

Del : "easy man she don't look too steadyon that stool, and she has got ladders in her tights!"

Tony : "i think you are right my friend, i recon she's a gin soaked HAG"

Del : "you can tell by her eyes man, she looks like somebody killed her cat - she is definately a gin saoked

Tony : "best be giving her a wide birth then.........."

by yadaddytdon April 4, 2010