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Gibleting 

Joining the ranks of odd trends like extreme ironing and planking is Gibleting — a testicle-themed gag that involves liberating one’s testicles in a normal social setting. Gibleting is the world's newest adrenalin sport, combining the thrill of social activity with the satisfaction of getting one’s scrotal unit (i.e. giblets) out in the open air.

Part of the attraction and interest towards gibleting seems to centre on the issue of whether it is really a sport or not. It is widely considered to be tongue-in-cheek.

From its modest beginnings as a festive distraction during a staff Christmas party, Gibleting has has become a one-of-a-kind mix of performance art and danger sport.

Whether conducted solo or in a group, some locations where such performances have taken place include a club in central London, a park, on the street and in the London Welsh RFC bar.
- 'Dude this party is so dry. I might just start gibleting now.'
- ' If in doubt get them out!'
Gibleting by Trotsky's Icepick December 17, 2012
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gibleting 

When a poorly endowed but energetic male accidently deposits his scrotum as well as his penis inside the vagina of his female partner.
Maureen said to Sue and Candy 'he was so fuckin' tiny he ended up gibleting me'.
gibleting by Mike Sears August 29, 2004

gibleting  

Engaging in wanton sexual acts with poultry, including the use of poultry in masturbation.
"Ian is gibleting that chicken real good."
"Gary has given that turkey a serious gibleting." (see also stuffing)
"Mom, Mark is gibleting himself with the leftover drumsticks again."
gibleting by Ficken Chucker August 31, 2007

Gilberting 

The distorted audio sound that occurs when one has connectivity or performance issues during live streaming or video recording. It was named after JS Gilbert, a Live Streamer who often had this issue and thus, became known for it. People all over the web now use this term.
"Excuse me, can you please refresh your browser? You're gilberting."

"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."
Gilberting by AngelHillTV August 25, 2016

Gilletting 

Staying up late playing video games and jerking off. In order to compete the Gillette you must also fall asleep at work due to the late night of jerking off and playing video games.
You see Nick over there? He must have been gilletting all night he can barely stay away.
Gilletting by geechsmellhound November 4, 2012

giflecting 

The strategic use of humorous or distracting animated images (gifs) to divert attention from the main point or issue during an argument, often employed by individuals who find themselves at a disadvantage or wish to avoid conceding a point.
person 1: why do you genuinely think your funny at all?

person 2: *sends a gif of a "funny" caption meme*

person 1: stop giflecting it isn't going to work.
giflecting by OPENCUP April 28, 2023

gibbering moron 

A person who talks crap and exhibits dog-like traits such as cowering in fear and being whipped.
Mat deleted the report because he is a gibbering moron.