Girletin

A Myspace Bulletin, written by a girl. Bulletin may contain idiotic phrases, these things: <3, horribly misspelled words, improper grammar, and overall an unbelievable amount of idiocy.

Best to avoid these and not open them at all, seeing as how they are a waste of time, and may lower your IQ just by reading them.

Subject: LoL iM a SluTT wit hugE TiTz!loll<3<3<3
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Lol u opned tihs now u hav 2 repost in 2 sec. or else ur luv life will be bad for 15 yrs! lol!!!!!!!!!11111

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Paul: "Oh my fucking god, Bob. Come read Sabrina's Girletin."
Bob: "Holy shit, what a retard."

by jghydra September 25, 2007

Gibleting

Joining the ranks of odd trends like extreme ironing and planking is Gibleting — a testicle-themed gag that involves liberating one’s testicles in a normal social setting. Gibleting is the world's newest adrenalin sport, combining the thrill of social activity with the satisfaction of getting one’s scrotal unit (i.e. giblets) out in the open air.

Part of the attraction and interest towards gibleting seems to centre on the issue of whether it is really a sport or not. It is widely considered to be tongue-in-cheek.

From its modest beginnings as a festive distraction during a staff Christmas party, Gibleting has has become a one-of-a-kind mix of performance art and danger sport.

Whether conducted solo or in a group, some locations where such performances have taken place include a club in central London, a park, on the street and in the London Welsh RFC bar.

- 'Dude this party is so dry. I might just start gibleting now.'
- ' If in doubt get them out!'

by Trotsky's Icepick December 17, 2012

girlstink

Aromas that cling to the person that has been in the physical presence of girls

I could tell by the girlstink he was out with them.

by icemelter May 5, 2016

gibleting

When a poorly endowed but energetic male accidently deposits his scrotum as well as his penis inside the vagina of his female partner.

Maureen said to Sue and Candy 'he was so fuckin' tiny he ended up gibleting me'.

by Mike Sears August 29, 2004

Gilleting

When a human exceeds the weight of a neutron star at their current size, breaking up into entirely strange quarks; therefore eliminating the human race.

Oh god why is Jack gilleting again? He's going to break the bench!

by dazzled69 November 24, 2019

girlstinct

girl insticts, institincts that are just for girls, like liking pink

Kerrie recognized her own phone instantly. It was a girlstinct.

by kat51 February 19, 2009

gibleting

Engaging in wanton sexual acts with poultry, including the use of poultry in masturbation.

"Ian is gibleting that chicken real good."
"Gary has given that turkey a serious gibleting." (see also stuffing)
"Mom, Mark is gibleting himself with the leftover drumsticks again."

by Ficken Chucker August 31, 2007