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Girletin 

A Myspace Bulletin, written by a girl. Bulletin may contain idiotic phrases, these things: <3, horribly misspelled words, improper grammar, and overall an unbelievable amount of idiocy.

Best to avoid these and not open them at all, seeing as how they are a waste of time, and may lower your IQ just by reading them.
Subject: LoL iM a SluTT wit hugE TiTz!loll<3<3<3
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Lol u opned tihs now u hav 2 repost in 2 sec. or else ur luv life will be bad for 15 yrs! lol!!!!!!!!!11111

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Paul: "Oh my fucking god, Bob. Come read Sabrina's Girletin."
Bob: "Holy shit, what a retard."
Girletin by jghydra September 25, 2007

Gibleting 

Joining the ranks of odd trends like extreme ironing and planking is Gibleting — a testicle-themed gag that involves liberating one’s testicles in a normal social setting. Gibleting is the world's newest adrenalin sport, combining the thrill of social activity with the satisfaction of getting one’s scrotal unit (i.e. giblets) out in the open air.

Part of the attraction and interest towards gibleting seems to centre on the issue of whether it is really a sport or not. It is widely considered to be tongue-in-cheek.

From its modest beginnings as a festive distraction during a staff Christmas party, Gibleting has has become a one-of-a-kind mix of performance art and danger sport.

Whether conducted solo or in a group, some locations where such performances have taken place include a club in central London, a park, on the street and in the London Welsh RFC bar.
- 'Dude this party is so dry. I might just start gibleting now.'
- ' If in doubt get them out!'
Gibleting by Trotsky's Icepick December 17, 2012
Related Words

girlstink 

Aromas that cling to the person that has been in the physical presence of girls
I could tell by the girlstink he was out with them.
girlstink by icemelter May 5, 2016

gibleting 

When a poorly endowed but energetic male accidently deposits his scrotum as well as his penis inside the vagina of his female partner.
Maureen said to Sue and Candy 'he was so fuckin' tiny he ended up gibleting me'.
gibleting by Mike Sears August 29, 2004

Gilleting 

When a human exceeds the weight of a neutron star at their current size, breaking up into entirely strange quarks; therefore eliminating the human race.
Oh god why is Jack gilleting again? He's going to break the bench!
Gilleting by dazzled69 November 24, 2019

girlstinct 

girl insticts, institincts that are just for girls, like liking pink
Kerrie recognized her own phone instantly. It was a girlstinct.
girlstinct by kat51 February 19, 2009

gibleting  

Engaging in wanton sexual acts with poultry, including the use of poultry in masturbation.
"Ian is gibleting that chicken real good."
"Gary has given that turkey a serious gibleting." (see also stuffing)
"Mom, Mark is gibleting himself with the leftover drumsticks again."
gibleting by Ficken Chucker August 31, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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