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Gently

The fake Bently, the Hundai-Genesis. For when you want to be a baller but you're on a budget....
I've always wanted a Bently, but I'll never be able to afford it so I bought a Gently.
by goldfishist June 13, 2017
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Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.
1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
by flumpis December 24, 2008
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gently used

On Craigslist, eBay, and no end of similar sites, "almost worn out."

From a CL post:

"This is the trendy term used to describe all items sold on CL. WTF? Did you never plop into bed or lay on the couch? No, of course not, this is CL where you "gently used" your shit, but it's somehow thrashed out when I come over and look at it. Oh and my personal favorite is the seller who takes the same fucking picture 15 feet away four times. No closups, no brand/model names and of course, no phone or location. The toilet paper I just flushed down the drain is gently used, but your couch and loveseat look like shit."

Only used panties, shoes, stockings, etc, are sold as "well worn," which in that case, means the original sales tags have been removed.
FOR SALE: Gently used sofa.

Less than six years old. Mustard yellow with avocado floral design. Some fabric missing from cushions (it was our kitties' favourite!). $500.
by K.M. Mennie August 28, 2006
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gently caress

What the gently caress is wrong with you?
by qxan December 9, 2008
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gently down the stream

Would you rather row your boat, or gently down the stream?
by Nickhenrick April 8, 2017
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gently oxidize

Originally a chemistry term for a chemical change, it has been misconstrued to now mean anything.
Father (looking at son's destroyed treehouse): well son, you completely gently oxidized that up.

Son: Gently Oxidize you dad!
by mattimeo310 March 31, 2009
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gently caress

n. joy, love
v. to love, or to have a good time.
"I wish I was gently caressing right now."
"Me too."

"I gently caress you."
"I gently caress you too."
by ifeelgoodrightnow. September 4, 2011
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