99% free fat

- The opposite to 99% fat free.
- A fat chick usually with the following qualities:
a low self esteem
licentious
and very easy to snag

1:
Macdonald's fries are 99% free fat, so are the "30-cent-cones" which now cost 50 cents

2:
*in da club*
Bill: Look at that babe with her freind.
Mike: Damn! pity her freind is gelatin.
Bill: Take one for the team Mike, it's your turn.
Mike: OK, this wont be hard seeing as she is 99% free fat
Me: Word

by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

fat free

Shit. Food that taste like shit.

Hey Sidney, that fat free is nasty!

by Laura Orso May 23, 2008

Fat free

A blow job so intense y’all both burn calories

Y’all see Taylor, that bitch sucked the life out of me with that fat free

by Tornado T June 20, 2021

fat-free

another word for very cool!

started with friend jess

Oh my god that new sweater is so fat-free

by alyssa May 13, 2005

fat free applesauce

something that is so disgustingly awful that it should even, and probably doesn't even exist.

Yeah man, it was total fat free applesauce.

by emmydilemmy August 26, 2010

Fat-free-ice-cream

this is just another way to say the word Fuck.

where the fat-free-ice-cream are we going?
what the fat-free-ice-cream?!

by Steve Stromboli August 21, 2008

free-fatting

When you decide to wear a clingy dress or shirt without shape wear

It is 100 degrees out. I don't care I'm free-fatting this dress today

by Tphoto May 1, 2014