fistful of nut

Semen, in the palm of your hand.

Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.

"Instead of him cumming in my mouth I allowed him to cum in my hand. I immediately ran to the bathroom( I assumed he thought i was gonna spit and rinse my mouth) I laid on my back with my legs against the wall and dug the fistful of nut in my vagina and started squeezing my vagina muscles."

by JennimayR October 10, 2012

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a fistful of power rings

Something so unbelievably sexy that the Green Lantern couldn't summon anything close with a fistful of The Lantern Corp's power rings.

That girl in the sexy outfit is a fistful of power rings.

by ThomNoland June 20, 2011

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fistful of assholes

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009

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Fitfuck

A male fucking douchebag the wears a Fitbit as a fashion statement with the belief that women are impressed.

The mall is full of fitfucks today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2016

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fistfull

when someone asks if you have been fisten, the correct reply is: "by the fistFUUUUUULLLL!!!!!!!" it is simply crass and bad mannered to reply with anything else! A fistfull is when u get heaps of action with the chicks!

been fisten?
by the fistfull!
been footen?
by the footfull!
craven morehead!
who is craven morehead?
apparently you are hahahaha!

by late Cummer April 16, 2006